Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018
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When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate
Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?
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Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
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–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
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An amazing animal combining the powers of air with a whale.. or a miss reading of a shirt. whenever you see a whale , yell as loud as you can " AIR WHALE!!".
hey look at this cool shirt I got

AIR WHALE!!

LOL yes
by top hat guy April 14, 2009
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A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach
PeyRoe is a fat ass whale
by Himmy neutron September 8, 2023
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