wetting a towel

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex

frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!

by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008

wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

by Nibger May 25, 2017

wet paper towel

Smell it. What do you smell?

by PW August 8, 2003

Wet Towel

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.

Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"

by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013

wet towel

A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.

"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!

by Diters December 10, 2005

Wet Towel

a person who is boring or useless

Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.

by TheWizard13 July 28, 2011

wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

by DrewDrew October 20, 2005