wet log 

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

wet log by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

Sitting on a wet log 

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

Sitting on a wet log by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

Wet Logride 

The act of taking a dump right after you get out of the shower.

Dan couldn't wait to dry himself off after he got out of the shower, so he had to embark on a wet logride.

Wet Logride by Medium-Build Ryan June 12, 2009

Wet-Logging 

The art of soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into your anal cavity in order to become intoxicated quickly

(warning: this is extremely dangerous)

Luigi's got the tampons Tim has the vodka Chris has an idea "WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT wet-logging"

Wet-Logging by Luigi123456789101112 November 15, 2011

Wet Logging 

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

Wet Logging by JimFoot January 29, 2019