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wet daddy 

A joint blunt or tobacco cigarette dipped in a liquid drug. The above definition says Embalming fluid but when i heard of it it was on the show COPS and was a joint dipped in liquid PCP. They got to the scene of the call and there was this big black guy butt naked who had smashed the window on one of the apartment complexes doors and was out of his F*cking mind spraying the cops with a fire hose!! When they finaly got him into the police car and to the hospital butt naked all the way the guy told the officer he smoked a WET DADDY!! He said wet daddy in the singular tense wich means he smoked ONE! If you ever smoke a joint laced with PCP it would be wise not so smoke it all unless you want to end up in the back of a police car naked.
Q:Whats wrong with that crazy naked guy with the fire hose??

A: Oh, That crazy ass nigga is just high as a kyte on sherman! He smoked a wet daddy!
wet daddy by armetus November 22, 2007
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wet daddy 

Ghetto ass way of getting high that I don't recommend. It is a cigarette (can be a joint too) dipped in embalming fluid. Don't even ask me how terrible it is for your lungs.
We were in Southside Chicago, and a crazy guy smokin a wet daddy bit me in my nose and took my wallet.
wet daddy by Major December 16, 2004

Slap me with that wet dick daddy

When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock
Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026