Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

by davidism1 August 9, 2022

The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

by DabbinInACabin September 4, 2019

Wet Bag of Shit

A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....

Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...

Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....

Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!

by Andy / Jack February 8, 2021

Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

wet paper bag

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

Wet bag

An insult to chance sutton

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"

by Wahtttttttttttt August 1, 2017