West auckland is a shithole. Overfilled with dodgy youth gangs and bums who smoke crack and synthetics at trainstations and will not hesitate to attack you for wearing the wrong colour. Although there are a few nice areas, there's some to avoid, the ones you should avoid are :ranui, avondale, Henderson, and newlynn. In those areas you will most probably have a interaction with a crack head who will defiantly ask you for a dollar or a cigarette
Oi g I'm going up to west auckland to see the bro.
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there
by King of auckland April 22, 2019
West Auckland the place for the sesh up the furs all a mad bunch of bastards got ya local fag house 4 pound a box bargain for us lot if you find a bra in the furs don’t worry it’s only Brodie’s ya get jack who chores peoples bikes and doesn’t know when to stop the drink ya get kaitlyn who smokes 40 fags a day and about 100 energy drinks ya get reanna who can not get over a boy and drinks her life away then ya get Mia and Hannah who only drink certain times but make it look like they are alcoholics Mia can’t hack it we also have a local called Abi who likes a big fat doobie on a night and then we have a girl who wishes she was a local goes by the name Elle and lastly we have got cath who calls her self a nun tihat much she is starting to believe it and we all go by the name of the Auckland mafia
by A mad bastard December 9, 2019
From the depths of West Auckland. Probably has a mullet. Almost certainly snorts coke. 100% chance they will steal your mailbox and then your girl.
Not to be confused with a South Aucklander who will steal your bike tires instead.
Not to be confused with a South Aucklander who will steal your bike tires instead.
by Thot-B-Gone May 7, 2019
West Auckland mafia
It’s a group of lasses born and bred in West Auckland. In this group the lasses do a lot of things you shouldn’t be doing ( also there is a lad but he has swung the right way ). Each person is different. One of them is loved up, she’s a big of a bugger and when she’s single she gets her self about also she is a bit of a cheat. There’s a girl who’s loves the big chilz with her G but she also loves it up her. There’s a few alchos. One that’s on 40 fags a day she’s known as slip n slide. There’s the innocent one who loves the drink and has never had a boyfriend. One of them just cry’s over that one boy and drinks her sorrows away! Or and you can’t forget the nun of the group ( she’s actually far from a nun) her vagina is like an airport and legs are like McDonald’s open 24/7.
So basically this mad butch own west when they go drinking up the furs on weekends or we can’t forgot the bridge that is the one. During the week they tend to go up the top house for a few games of pool and there’s that one girl who loves a game of darts! They are a bad bunch. You wouldn’t want to mess with them or you will be knocked clean out and they will use there signature more the kurb stomp.
It’s a group of lasses born and bred in West Auckland. In this group the lasses do a lot of things you shouldn’t be doing ( also there is a lad but he has swung the right way ). Each person is different. One of them is loved up, she’s a big of a bugger and when she’s single she gets her self about also she is a bit of a cheat. There’s a girl who’s loves the big chilz with her G but she also loves it up her. There’s a few alchos. One that’s on 40 fags a day she’s known as slip n slide. There’s the innocent one who loves the drink and has never had a boyfriend. One of them just cry’s over that one boy and drinks her sorrows away! Or and you can’t forget the nun of the group ( she’s actually far from a nun) her vagina is like an airport and legs are like McDonald’s open 24/7.
So basically this mad butch own west when they go drinking up the furs on weekends or we can’t forgot the bridge that is the one. During the week they tend to go up the top house for a few games of pool and there’s that one girl who loves a game of darts! They are a bad bunch. You wouldn’t want to mess with them or you will be knocked clean out and they will use there signature more the kurb stomp.
West Auckland mafia should be jailed
by Chocolate biscuits are me fave December 8, 2019
Can I fuck you? Meet and fuck in Massey West Auckland no strings attached.
Meet and FUCK Massey West auckland
Meet and FUCK Massey West auckland
by Midwest choppA November 3, 2020