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weiner dick

Descriptive term for the pungent aroma emitted from a male's genital area, usually as a result of the combination of ingesting certain aromatic foods (onions, garlic, etc.) not bathing and engaging in activities that result in sweat collecting in the groin area. Not changing underwear is also a major contributor to having a case of "the weiner dick."
(from a female): He wanted me to give him head, and I was willing to oblige him, but he had such a strong case of the weiner dick that I thought I would gag before I ever even got close to it.
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Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.
goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure

wiener-dick 

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.
Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?
wiener-dick by chris March 21, 2005

weener dick 

It's the equivalent of having a cocktail sausage for a weener!!
Girl, last night I slept with Johnny... Disappointed - he's got a weener dick
weener dick by DVD804 September 19, 2016

dick wiener 

An individual who acts like an asshole on purpose to be annoying
This dick wiener on COD won't stop camping.
dick wiener by Richard W. Iener March 21, 2010

Weinerdicking 

The act of accomplishing little to no work while simultaneously appearing busy and generally overwhelmed.
The project was over budget because Dave spent the entire time weinerdicking around.
Weinerdicking by Jerry Callo November 21, 2024

dickless weener 

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?
you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!
dickless weener by lazirus July 8, 2004
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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