weed shits 

weed shits generally happen after a long night of blazing and trying to stem the tide of munchies. As we all know the best food to deal with said munchies is junk food which is barely digestible. Therefore the next morning about 90% of the food that was consumed is forced out the opposite end that it went in.

Oh man i just had the worst case of the weed shits in my life

weed shits by ajax2220 October 31, 2009

Weed Shits 

when one smokes weed all night, then the next morning ur shit smells like straight dank ass weed... you gotta spray some spray so ur parents dont think uve been smokin in the bathroom...

After taking a shit, my cousin says to me "Damn cousin, how much were u smokin last night, it smells like straight dank in there," to which I replied "Yeah, cousin, I smoked a shit load, and now i got the weed shits."

Weed Shits by Joelness October 17, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012