weed shits generally happen after a long night of blazing and trying to stem the tide of munchies. As we all know the best food to deal with said munchies is junk food which is barely digestible. Therefore the next morning about 90% of the food that was consumed is forced out the opposite end that it went in.
by ajax2220 October 31, 2009
when one smokes weed all night, then the next morning ur shit smells like straight dank ass weed... you gotta spray some spray so ur parents dont think uve been smokin in the bathroom...
After taking a shit, my cousin says to me "Damn cousin, how much were u smokin last night, it smells like straight dank in there," to which I replied "Yeah, cousin, I smoked a shit load, and now i got the weed shits."
by Joelness August 24, 2008
by Joejoe0024 March 26, 2019
Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get
Person #2: Shit weeds?
Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.
Person #2: Shit weeds?
Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.
by Mr. Leahy January 27, 2010
1) "Dammit Allen, you bought shit weed again."
2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!
2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!
by silentjoe93 May 5, 2010
when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"
Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
by Pogoxman January 1, 2021
when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed
by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021