a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her ass crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said ass crack. Generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.
Gerald: What's so funny, Jack?
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.
by theinstigator December 15, 2013
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A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022
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You can get away with Sexual Assault, but not hugging! Cause appearntly hugging = Sexual Assault
You can get away with Sexual Assault, but not hugging! Cause appearntly hugging = Sexual Assault
by LeAids July 11, 2020
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Franklin: Dude, are those skinnies?
Dick: Yeah man, they're pretty snug, and they feel great!
Franklin: Cool.. but what the hell is coming out of your knee?
Dick: WEDGEWOOD!!
Dick: Yeah man, they're pretty snug, and they feel great!
Franklin: Cool.. but what the hell is coming out of your knee?
Dick: WEDGEWOOD!!
by ¡olivesrawr! February 9, 2010
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We were on the dance floor grinding to "Baby Got Back" and all of a sudden he got a freaking wedgewood.
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