wedge word 

a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her ass crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said ass crack. Generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.

Gerald: What's so funny, Jack?
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.

wedge word by theinstigator December 15, 2013

WedgeWood Middle School 

WedgeWood Park is B U T T the teachers don’t teach you nothing but they yell at u over nothing. DONT GO THERE

WedgeWood Middle School SUCKSSSS

WedgeWood Middle School by THICKNESS BICTH July 5, 2018

Wedgewood Bandits 

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.

Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"

Wedgewood Bandits by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022

Wedgewood Middle School 

Appearntly here at this school.
You can get away with Sexual Assault, but not hugging! Cause appearntly hugging = Sexual Assault

"Wedgewood Middle School? Oh shit- Yeah that place is fucking dumb."

Wedgewood Middle School by LeAids July 11, 2020

Wedgewood 

an erection put to one the inner sides of a man's pants, named after a fancy neighborhood in Plantation, Florida

Franklin: Dude, are those skinnies?
Dick: Yeah man, they're pretty snug, and they feel great!
Franklin: Cool.. but what the hell is coming out of your knee?
Dick: WEDGEWOOD!!

Wedgewood by ¡olivesrawr! February 9, 2010

Wedgewood 

A male erection. Literally the union of the words wedge, meaning 'penis' and wood, meaning 'hard-on.'

We were on the dance floor grinding to "Baby Got Back" and all of a sudden he got a freaking wedgewood.

Wedgewood by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

wedgewood 

sucks

wedgewood sucks

wedgewood by qwerty 1224 September 14, 2018