watermelon juice

Residual urine that is present on an individual after using the bathroom. Because of its sometimes sticky nature, it is attributed to being the juice of a watermelon that was supposedly recently consumed by the individual.

Person 1 is shaking hands with Person 2 who has just walked out of the bathroom.

Person 1: "Why are your hands so wet and sticky?"

Person 2: "That's just some watermelon juice from my lunch."

watermelon juice by DC Derailleurs July 7, 2012

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Watermelon juice

Information that is a kind of logical pathology consisting of logical conglomerates connected by logical fallacy and lies based on sentiment

What he just wrote is watermelon juice

Watermelon juice by NeverAteShi July 29, 2022

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watermelon juice

literally the most underrated type of juice you can drink

Person 1: I had some watermelon juice today
Person 2: give me some

watermelon juice by Art.Birb October 22, 2022

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juicey watermelon

When u are having sex and u lick the cum and sweat off the tits

Hey guess what I did to this girl last nite
What
I did the juicey watermelon

juicey watermelon by Epicface4923 January 28, 2018

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The juicey watermelon effect

During sexual interaction, it is possible for the male and female parter to cum at the exact same time, causing a wonderful orgasm, this is called The juicey watermelon effect.

When we were having sex the most amazing thing happened, we orgasmed at the same time, apparently it's called The juicey watermelon effect.

The juicey watermelon effect by The Lasse November 13, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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