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Waterbreaker 

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.
He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"
Waterbreaker by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006

Watch-breaker 

An epic high-five that is so incredibly tremendous that it results in the buckle of the receiver's watch breaking open, leaving the watch limp on the wrist of the receiver.
Person A: Haha, good one! Up top!
Person B: Ya!
*high-five* (watch breaks)
Person A: Oh man, person B! What an amazing high five!
Person B: Ya, what a watch-breaker!
Watch-breaker by Hariklia and Blank September 12, 2009

Waterloo Waterbreaker 

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.
Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...

Matchbreaker 

The opposite of matchmaker, a person who sets up two people in order to get them to date
“That clown🤡 Kira is totally playing matchbreaker on Tyrus!!!”
Agree lol”
Matchbreaker by bigyeeterz June 23, 2019