A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking
alcohol, taking drugs in the
local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no
job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed
coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though
dude?'
'
Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'