warm apple pie 

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

warm apple pie by Akit February 29, 2004

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie  

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.

That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008