1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.
2. A random insult.
2. A random insult.
Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!
Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!
Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!
by IAmElScorcho May 17, 2011
A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.
by Richard Oslo October 23, 2007