wallach

The sharp pain felt in the base of the penis when, during intercourse, the angle of the penis is to high and the vagina refuses to yield any further. Often accompanied by a Jud-y.

"So I was pluggin' away at Curt's mom the other day, really giving her the what for, when wham-o, I wallached so hard that I went flaccid"

by Brian Kang March 4, 2005

Wallach

The sharp pain felt in the base of the penis during sexual intercourse when the penis is angled to high and the vagina can yield no more. Often the pain is accompanied by a poping noise or Judy, Judy, Judy.

"I was parallel parking Curt's mother the other day, really giving her the what for, if you follow me, and wham-o, I got Wallached so hard I went flaccid".

by Brian Kang May 13, 2005

The William Wallace

How to perform “The William Wallace”

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”

Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

by Maskalawia July 11, 2014

wallace presentation

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

by Shames October 11, 2015

Wallace presentation

A more elegant and dramatic version of giving "the bird" / middle finger. Possibly Scottish in origin. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle, palm facing up, and the middle finger is raised straight in the air.

William showed those English bastards the Wallace Presentation at Stirling Bridge

by Shames October 29, 2015

wallace and gromit

Originally a Trilogy of Stop Motion animation shorts by Nick Park following the Character Wallace and his Dog Gromit (named after the piece of electronic equipment: A Grommet)
Through their adventures involving a pair of mechanical trousers and a penguin, A small mischevious sheep, and trips to the moon in a homemade rocket.

Despite what you may read above, None of the episodes (including the film) are based in, or on Wensleydale, Wallace loves the cheese...That's about it.. The characters live at
62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan, Lancashire.
This is seen when Gromit collects the morning post, and the envelope shows a Wigan postcode.

Person 1: Ever seen Wallace and Gromit?
Person 2: No...Wtf's that?
Person 1: *Bitchslap's*

by Si1990 June 8, 2007

wallahi

wallahi means i swear to allah, which is used by muslims, but has become famous in t-dot (origin in t-dot is silverthorn collegiate) because samoli's say it in almost every sentence.

wallahi i didnt take your hat.
wallahi who do u think u are?
wallahi stop saying wallahi
say wallah
wallahi ballahi dallahi

by t-dot boi October 30, 2004