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wall-stalk pop-up 

Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"

Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
wall-stalk pop-up by jb3625 January 21, 2011

walltalker 

A dominant communicator that speaks assertively, often confident and vocal. Similar to a Confident Orator, they express opinions strongly but often won't give others an opportunity to have a turn to contribute to the conversation.

Tier 0: Annoying - Often ignored, perceived as valueless in conversations.
Tier 1: Disabled - Socially challenged, muted due to disruptive behavior.
Tier 2: Drunken Hooligan - Intoxicated, energetic but unfocused.
Tier 3: Lagger - Impaired cognition, struggles with reality.
Tier 4: Quiet/Quite Special - Low volume, sarcastic, rarely corrected.
Tier 5: Interrupting Cow - Inappropriate, loud, disrupts conversations.
Tier 6: Can't Stop Won't Stop - Long-winded, alpha personality, hard to interrupt.
Tier 7: Bad Boy Routine - Repetitive, impatient, quick topic changes.
Tier 8: TEDtalker - Group-supported speaker, occasionally resisted.
Tier 9: Deaf Ears - Highly attentive multitasker, polarizing due to seeming indifference (ADHD).
Tier 10: Fame Speaks - Recognized figure, authoritative, guides discussions.
Tier 11: Backwards Compatible - Past recordings analyzed, insider knowledge, possibly admin role.
"Shut up walltalker give someone else a chance to speak!"

"Beanz often gets muted by the clique in the God Gang Discord server and has no clue who is even listening but yet still keeps talking seemingly to the wall itself."

"Deffy has so little consideration for others that he will talk to his screen, webcam, and microphone like he has control over any open ears to the point of no contention."

"The moment sodapoppin joined the channel the room instantly became silent. Every word out of his mouth was never talked over or fully contested."

"In the absence of clear indications about being muted on Discord, group interactions often descend into chaos. Unaware of their muted status, individuals persistently talk, creating a cacophony of voices resembling a crowd of 'Walltalkers.' The lack of engagement or responses compounds the confusion, leading to a communication breakdown within the channel."
walltalker by Hybrix October 10, 2023

wallstall 

Man, Jen was just about to get her freak on with Jake and we just barged in and wallstalled her!
wallstall by anotherotherchick September 27, 2008

Wallstalk 

On facebook, when you stalk someone virtually by looking at the contents of their wall.
Girl: Since I broke up with my ex, I've been wallstalking him to know what's going on.
Wallstalk by seehawk March 10, 2009
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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