In the 1980's, Osiris, the great and terrible Egyptian god of the dead, awakened from a centuries-old sleep to wreak vengeance on the modern, monotheistic world which had weakened him to a near-death state. He set about orchestrating a master plan which would make the world pay for his defeat. As his first order of business, he called his servant Anubis to his subterranean chamber, instructing him to go to earth and bring back four mortal souls. The jackal god returned with four souls, which Osiris possessed and named Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Michael Steele and Vicki Peterson. With his telekinetic powers, he returned them to earth, where they wrote a song proclaiming the power of the Egyptian gods. It climbed the charts and hooked many listeners. But the song contained an evil curse, a curse that took hold of the listener's mind for decades on end. Soon everyone was hopelessly obsessed with the song, humming it on street corners and in public restrooms. Even today, to speak the accursed name of the song spells doom. So be careful; respect Osiris and his assortment of half-animal courtiers. If you don't, you could be the next victim.
-Hey Charlie. Let's listen to some music.
-Okay Joanna. How about this? Walk like an Egyptian.
-Charlie, NO!!
-Praise Osiris!
-Okay Joanna. How about this? Walk like an Egyptian.
-Charlie, NO!!
-Praise Osiris!
by Charles Mc September 9, 2007
Making history.
Winning a battle or overcoming a challenge.
Getting things done in a quick, efficient, epic manner.
Talking the talk and being able to walk the walk.
A more sophisticated way to say git-r-done.
Derived from the Egyptians taking back control of their country between 25 January 2011 and 13 February 2011.
Winning a battle or overcoming a challenge.
Getting things done in a quick, efficient, epic manner.
Talking the talk and being able to walk the walk.
A more sophisticated way to say git-r-done.
Derived from the Egyptians taking back control of their country between 25 January 2011 and 13 February 2011.
Announcer 1: TRAVIS PASTRANA! TRAVIS PASTRANA! Double back flip with a double pits to chesty!
Announcer 2: Yes, Mike! That is a man who can walk like an Egyptian!
Announcer 2: Yes, Mike! That is a man who can walk like an Egyptian!
by E-519 February 12, 2011
a phrase meaning to rebel or overthrow a particular power figure such as the uprising in Egypt against Hosni Mubarak
by Adrenalyn920 February 12, 2011
Thomas: Did you see King Farouk last night, he was walking just like an egyptian dare I say!
Webb: Yup! thats cos I took him repeatedly up the cairo last night.
Webb: Yup! thats cos I took him repeatedly up the cairo last night.
by BastardFarouker December 14, 2004
When your guts are so upset you're literally exploding at both ends.
Hence replicating the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance.
Hence replicating the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance.
Heard RaRa had a bad reheated curry yesterday.
Yeah, poor bugger was walking like an Egyptian all night.
Yeah, poor bugger was walking like an Egyptian all night.
by Kiz... December 19, 2022
When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*
“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”
“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”
“Exactly… tough night”
“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”
“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”
“Exactly… tough night”
by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023