Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin August 12, 2008

Volcanic Shit

When you're constipated and a fart builds up above the stuck shut, creating more and more pressure. The end result is a painful explosion of shit scattered around your toilet basin.

Argh, my ass hurts so much after that Volcanic Shit I had.

by Archaeon December 30, 2012