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virgin man 

A man who is 18 or older but remains a virgin because of his complete lack of knowledge of how to get laid, even though he is very good looking. This is usually a result of obsession with video games or immaturity.
Why don't you text that girl that would totally get with you?" "Um dude its Call of Duty Double XP weekend..what could be better." "You are a virgin man.
virgin man by the.right.girl April 2, 2011
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Poor-man's virgin 

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.
She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.
Poor-man's virgin by amsclark February 11, 2010

Manga Virgin

mahng-guh vur-jin

1. One who thinks he/she knows a lot about manga when they actually know nothing.
2. One who thinks a manga is number one only because it is their favorite and ignores all statistics proving them other wise.
3. One who has read little to no manga and acts as if they know what they're talking about.
Victor is a MANGA VIRGIN, he thinks Naruto is the best manga ever even though One Piece has sold almost 8 times more than Naruto. He should read other series.
Manga Virgin by DaiMangaKai August 4, 2011

virginian 

Ya Damn right I'm a Virginian.
virginian by Jessica June 29, 2004

west virginian 

A person native to West Virginia, like myself. Don't pay any attention to that guy who wrote the first definition. He obviously is utilizing his vast knowledge of narrow-minded stereotypes about a state he probably has never visited.
I'm proud to be a West Virginian. Montani Semper Liberi.
west virginian by Rodfather June 20, 2005

northern virginian 

A native born local resident of the Northern Virginia DC Metropolitan area. Northern Virginians are considered Northerners by everybody but themselves. They comprise a small fraction of the small fraction of the native born Virginians that live in the Northern Virginia area. They occasionally ponder the possibility of splitting away from Richmond, taking their money with them and forming a separate state. They regularly tell personal anecdotes about literal run- ins with Maryland drivers.
Billy: " Aren't you sick of being treated like crap by the suits in Richmond?"

Bob: " Yeah, I think we should keep our tax dollars right here."

Billy: " You were born in this area, weren't you?"

Bob: " Yep, Northern Virginian born and bred, baby!"
northern virginian by NOVAN January 31, 2014

Virginian Scubadiver

A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
Ryan would not shut up, so I gave him a Virginian Scubadiver
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