jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"

"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"

by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004

jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

by Porkbutter April 10, 2007

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 12, 2021