Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

uterine parasite

an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.

Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!

by Anastasia Beeverhousen June 13, 2008

Uterinal

The gap on a ute ( or pick up) between the cab and the tray where a man can piss (urinate).

I was busting for a piss so I pulled over on the side of the road and used the uterinal.

by Jed the Sped September 30, 2020

Uterin

A drug made to treat uterus cramps. Side effects make it unusable.

If you have uterus cramps, try Uterin. Side effects include rashes, soreness, leg cramps, arm cramps, the condition known as hot dog fingers, and death.

by Aosine February 24, 2017

uterine discipline

When a woman is having irregularly frequent periods.

I've bled 5 times in the last 2 months.
You've got no uterine discipline

by Amk414 August 18, 2020