upgrayyed

When a man or woman, who was notorious for dating unattractive people, suddenly finds themselves in a relationship with someone much more attractive than their previous partners.

Jim Bob is no longer dating Sarah, he's with Jen. Total upgrayyed.

by Pimperoni and Cheese September 5, 2010

Upgrayedd

Upgrayedd is a pimp, and character in the movie 'Idiocracy', a 2006 comedy by Mike Judge.

Upgrayedd spells his name U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D. The two D's are for a "double-dose of pimpin".

If I don't get Upgrayedd his money, he's going to come lookin' for me.

by anonymongo February 18, 2007

upgayed

When a gay man dumps his boyfriend for a sexier man.

Did you hear that Dave broke up with Josh for Michael? Talk about an upgayed!

by deppy October 8, 2008

upgraded trash

something or someone that is worthless, discarded, useless and or all of the above, but dresses and acts classier or more "upscale"

someone of zero class or moral standards yet has an arrogant sense of entitlement about them

She still looks trashy, but a more upgraded trashy if you will.

by madameQueenB August 27, 2013

Upgraded cuddles

The act in which two individuals are cuddling that leads to sexy time.

Last night Stephanie asked for some Upgraded cuddles while we were watching Netflix.

by Eternalness July 11, 2016

upgrated

Better designs/quality implemented in food-shredding tools.

Da term "upgrated" could also refer to a municipality's installing better perforated storm-drain covers in their streets.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011