Coined by John Oliver on the YouTube channel "Last week tonight". Defined as someone's hair that cannot be turned into a Mohawk, because of being too short or some other reason not allowing one to turn their hair style into a Mohawk style.
Depicting me with a Mohawk requires a computer and Photoshop, because my real life hair is "Unmohawkable"
by DasFry January 22, 2016
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