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A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.
"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"
by Smithereens May 02, 2005
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Gorgeous ladies and gentlemen that are extremely intelligent attend this University. They love to party and have fun.

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop!"-Quote about Scranton, PA from the hit show "The Office"

**For 16 consecutive years, U.S. News & World Report's "America's Best Colleges" edition has ranked the University of Scranton among the 10 top master's universities in the north

**In the 2010 edition of "America's Best Colleges" The University of Scranton ranked seventh among "America's Best Colleges" in the North, and was also included in a new ranking of just 80 schools in the nation hailed for a “Strong Commitment to Teaching.”

**For two consecutive years, Scranton has ranked among just 77 “Top Up-and-Coming Schools,” in the nation.

**The University's MBA program is among the top 15 in the nation for general management according to a national ranking of business schools published by Entrepreneur magazine and The Princeton Review.

**For the past eight years, The Princeton Review has included Scranton among its “371 Best Colleges.”

**Scranton is one of only 100 colleges and universities in the nation to be named to Templeton Foundation’s Honor Roll of Character-Building Colleges.

I went to The University of Scranton and it was an amazing college experience!

I love going to The University of Scranton because I can go snowboarding five minutes from campus at SNO Mountain!
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A jesuit school on a hill. Sirens and drunken brawls are heard constantly, and where "something to do" means: a) stone house, b)stucco, c)red house or d) all of the above. Celebrity alumni inclued Jack, Jim, and Jose. Who needs frats when you have jesuits?
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Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.
I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.
by poonmoney April 11, 2009
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