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university of scranton 

Gorgeous ladies and gentlemen that are extremely intelligent attend this University. They love to party and have fun.

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop!"-Quote about Scranton, PA from the hit show "The Office"

**For 16 consecutive years, U.S. News & World Report's "America's Best Colleges" edition has ranked the University of Scranton among the 10 top master's universities in the north

**In the 2010 edition of "America's Best Colleges" The University of Scranton ranked seventh among "America's Best Colleges" in the North, and was also included in a new ranking of just 80 schools in the nation hailed for a “Strong Commitment to Teaching.”

**For two consecutive years, Scranton has ranked among just 77 “Top Up-and-Coming Schools,” in the nation.

**The University's MBA program is among the top 15 in the nation for general management according to a national ranking of business schools published by Entrepreneur magazine and The Princeton Review.

**For the past eight years, The Princeton Review has included Scranton among its “371 Best Colleges.”

**Scranton is one of only 100 colleges and universities in the nation to be named to Templeton Foundation’s Honor Roll of Character-Building Colleges.

PRIDE, PASSION, PROMISE.
I went to The University of Scranton and it was an amazing college experience!

I love going to The University of Scranton because I can go snowboarding five minutes from campus at SNO Mountain!

university of scranton 

A jesuit school on a hill. Sirens and drunken brawls are heard constantly, and where "something to do" means: a) stone house, b)stucco, c)red house or d) all of the above. Celebrity alumni inclued Jack, Jim, and Jose. Who needs frats when you have jesuits?
Walk of Shame = Stride of Pride

university of scranton 

Where all the boys are pretty boys and all the girls are beer sluts
Hey! Lets go to the U of Scranton and get laid!

university of scranton 

Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.
I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.
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