Uniduck

uniduck
yoo-nee-duhk

–noun
A weapon of mass destruction. It comes in the form of a yellow rubber duck with a red 'U' printed on it's chest. If thrown at enemies, the enemy will implode on the impact of uniduck after making a ahoarse quacking noise.

Hitler often threw uniducks at his enemies and used their deflated bodies as curtains.

by CREEPIE.JAYNIE April 27, 2010