unicorn rupture sex

Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies

‘oh your so bad let’s have unicorn rupture sex instead!’

unicorn rupture sex by 69wondermalonder October 27, 2017

unicorn rupture sex

two lovers are deeply in love and get to the stage of wanting yo have a 69 then they want to do doggy style but theyre scared their partner doesn't feel the same so they are afraid it will lead to rape, the woman wants anal and wants to suck her partner off but the man just wants to get his dick in her no matter what and eventually they have their night together in bed they wake up with bodily liquid everywhere, then they wake up to realised they fucked so hard the mans dick got stuvk inside of her, but they get it out and the woman pops out twins out of her fanny!!!! he ends it by saying ill rupture your insides anyday baby cakes xoxoxoxo they gives her love bites and they have sex all day in front of their new born twins so they witness baby porn!!!!!!1

YEAH GUYS, you'll never guess what... we finally did it, we did unicorn rupture sex, it was amazing ill do it anytime he can get back in my bed!!!!!!!

unicorn rupture sex by sugardaddyyyyy October 26, 2017

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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