unicorn head

Unicorn Head means that a girl/guy is dressed as a unicorn while giving head so hard that the guys genitals start to turn different colors like a rainbow

Guy 1: Dude this girl last night gave me unicorn head

Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them

unicorn head by GummyBear25 May 28, 2017

Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell 

A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.

Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"

Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell by slackalacka September 16, 2010

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

2 headed unicorn 

When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.

Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.

2 headed unicorn by J_Badger.King O'theWampusKats January 20, 2017

headbutt the unicorn 

An euphemism for fellatio, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the penis of a male, the opposite of cunnilingus. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.

FNG: Did you see that chick in the Poison Ivy costume?"
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."

headbutt the unicorn by Mashers69 May 11, 2014

UNICORNHEAD 

noun, disease affecting a person or an animal in a way were they cant stop thinking of crazy unicorns. this usually gets them in trouble but the person with the disease is most likely hardcore enabling them to squeeze out of tight situations. no cure discovered.

that girl alwasys has unicorns on her head, she must hace UNICORNHEAD.

UNICORNHEAD by seaunicorn May 10, 2008

unicornready 

IT service provider who can help you to become a 1 billion-dollar company.

Which Unicornready are you planning to hire for your eCommerce development.

unicornready by arshu November 25, 2021