taxonomical description of a Homo Nerdicus (or Common Nerd) that exhibits extreme levels of nerdhood; a highly advanced nerd.
Mark has managed to simultaneously read The War Nerd, comment on Cracked.com entries, vandalize Wikipedia articles, buy Hello Kitty underwear on eBay, write idiotic stories on his blog 'One Wang to Rule Them All', and formulate convoluted battle plans in World of Warcraft all while watching anime and masturbating to Japanese hentai magazines in his 'speical-ops war room' (i.e. parents' basement). Phone call for Homo Ubernerdicus.
Indigenous to the greater Los Angeles area, the ubernerd often references binary code in day to day conversation, which is almost always deilivered via an application called Trillian.
He will often be found wrapped in dolce & gabanna textiles and/or dawning a tie no greater than 1.25 inches in width.
The ubernerd, although somewhat elusive, draws his income by coaxing millions of unsuspecting individuals in to providing him with personal information under the guise of free consumer electronics and evening wear.
"I met this guy at the club last night, but I'm pretty sure he's an ubernerd. He was wearing a $4,000 suit with an old pair of converse chuck taylors. When he gave me his email address he told me I could opt-out at any time"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)