A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
by MTS Ratcliff October 02, 2020
The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.
by Jordo1981 November 22, 2010
A procedure saved for classy woman. Involves inserting your balls into her brown star. Guaranteed hit.
by JN12 October 15, 2007
When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
by BKnightbridge June 04, 2022