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Twitwats

Zealous fans of the Twilight books and movies. They are usually female; hence the twat after the twi. However, a Twitwat can also be a man as once he becomes absorbed into the series or is dragged to watch the movies by his girlfriend or wife he ceases to be male for that period of time. Twitwats are also oblivious to Robert Pattinson's hatred for the movies, his character and how he is secretly laughing his ass off at them while getting rich and getting tons of hot bitches.
You're just a Twitwat who wants to be shagged by a sparkling vampire and a loser who turns into a werepoodle!

The Twitwats bleached their skin albino and wore yellow contacts to pay their respects to Edward Cullen.

The Twitwat imitated Kristen Stewart's excessive blinking in hopes of attracting a man like Edward Cullen.
by Headst0ck July 5, 2010
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Twittwat

*What up with zero followers @ twittah?!
-Have you ever seen a turtle get down?!
*YOU'RE A FRIGGIN TWITTWAT! We can't be friends any more.
by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009
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twittwatsillydumbass

when you want to offend someone majorly with many words, whilst proving the extent of your vocabulary, making the person feel offended AND inferior.
"I hate you, you twittwatsillydumbass"
"what do you mean, 'whats Hitler's last name?' you twittwatsillydumbass"
"your mums a TTSD!"
by miiss conceptiion May 19, 2009
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