The meaning of life. Without splooge in a twat, life would not be possible. Imagine a thirteen inch black dick, and rosie o' donnel filled to the brim with his cum. yarp.
a degrading term, generically meaning "tampon" (seetampon), except much more offensive. if you use it, it means you are expressing extreme anger towards that person you are calling a tawtsponge
twatsponge1: omfg dude! did you see that guy that just cunt-punted your girlfriend!?
twatsponge2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?! that guy is such a fucking twatsponge