Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.
Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .
by Sundaymoney February 22, 2020
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girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
by n-d-j-s April 4, 2009
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A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.
by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017
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by Brawl Might May 16, 2023
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