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Turdchuck 

Just like it sounds. Two piles of crap linked together by some sort of connective device or idea.
A Turdchuck often refers to two horrible ideas that you are trying to link together, but it could also be used in a variety of other contexts. You can imagine using it to describe two extremely ugly people holding hands or maybe even a 1973 pinto towing a 1972 pinto.
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turdshackle 

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend
Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!
turdshackle by Brooke.M March 23, 2008
That one friend that is always in the keta hole. Like always.
This guy is soo Tschack
Tschack by ceekchr November 22, 2021

Turdwhacker

(AmEr.). Noun: Any one who is not you; The other. Someone in your way. Origin: Centralia, KS, USA.
Fucking turdwhacker screwed up that next fishing hole.
Turdwhacker by Denny D. February 28, 2026