turning lane

The lane you turn in, which gives you a brief few seconds to show off to everyone your 84's, candy paint, or obnoxiously loud music or any other accessories you may have outside of your vehichle, or possibly inside if you have an invisible top. Or you may want to show off your invisible set and princess cut in the turning lane, who knows?

Your dane is giving me brain in the turning lane!

turning lane by kh2dotnet May 23, 2005

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turning lane

The turnin lane is a term used to describe a state of mind that can only be obtained by various psychdelic drugs such as acid, mushrooms, and occasionally from consuming an extreme combination of alcohol and marijuana together. This term originated in minnesota from lsd users tripping and driving on the wrong side of hte road shouting "We're in the turnin lane' !!!" The term soon spread to Wisconsin and throughout the midwest and describes a mind state that is so impaired that if the victim were to be driving he surely would be on the wrong side of the road, or the Turning Lane. This variation of TURNING LANE is known to be prominent mainly in the Midwest region of North America, but can be achieved virtually anywhere in the world where good drugs are supplied or imbibed. Very commonly experienced by members of the hippy counterculture.

Users experiencing the extremely funky sensation of the turning lane can be spotted easily by their erratic wild behavior and their constant hollaring of non-sense and noises such as "Woohoo!!"

I went to the hippy jam festival, ate a bunch of acid and ex and was in the TURNIN' LANE for the next 24 hours.

When you are so wildly high that you cannot communicate your thoughts through actual words besides "woohoo" and other non-sense, you, my friend, are deep in the turning lane. But when you eventually pass out, you will be in the PARKING LANE!!!

turning lane by ELECTRIC KOOLAID MAN August 28, 2006

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Turning Lane

When one has consumed too much purple drank and/or chronic and finds himself unknowingly driving on the wrong side of the road. i.e. driving on the wrong side of the road.

Oh Shit, Darryl! We are in the TURNING LANE!!!!

Turning Lane by Kilo-B June 24, 2006

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slipping in the turning lane

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.

When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.

slipping in the turning lane by Iceman929 March 3, 2008

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to ride the turning lane

A sexual term that has to do with alot of ass and licking.

I love to ride the turning lane!!!

to ride the turning lane by Anonymous529 September 8, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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