turd taper
The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
turd taper by tsunjo October 22, 2008
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turd tamper
turd tamper by Garlic September 7, 2003
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turd taper • Turd Taker • turdtapper • turd tamper • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turd cutter • turd nugget • turd sandwich
Turd Taker
When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Turd Taker by irish cow17 December 26, 2007
turd tamper
Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.
turd tamper by flippersideways November 26, 2013
turdtamper
turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing
my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done
turdtamper by littlejimmie March 24, 2019
turdtamper
turdtamper by butthead June 29, 2007
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