Turd Honking for the Right of Way Share definition Flag When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap. ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way. Turd Honking for the Right of Way by Don December 1, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Turd Honking for the Right of Way mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch