turd bucket

Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.

That new hire never does any work and is always late; he is such a turd bucket.

by ITStaff June 30, 2005

Turd buckets in flight

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.

Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.

by Oldschool22 May 25, 2011