turd for brains one who is an idiot or is extremely stupid a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a shit for brains when calling someone a shit for brains want do or is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogsloose to shit in my yard and he refuses to clean it up what a turd for brains
this man walked into a convenient store with toy gun attempting to rob the store and almost got shot by the police but he was lucky to walk away with his life what a stupid no good turdbrain
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'