turbo weasel 

•A guy, Gollum like in nature.

•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.

Q: "Isn't Jenny's Ex-fiancé a Stockbroker?"
A: "Yeah he's a real turbo weasel douche bag."

turbo weasel by crosscomox December 20, 2013

turbo data weasel 

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

turbo data weasel by Fraser January 5, 2005