tuna suprise 

When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere. This my friends in tuna suprise.

Tim: So how did things go with Amber last night?

Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.

Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?

Chris: How did you know?

Tim: I fucked her last week.

tuna suprise by Frazier September 3, 2006

tuna suprise 

When one orders a tuna suprise at a vending machine this is what happens...
1) You put your money in the machine and press the corresponding number.
2) Nothing. Nothing happens for about 90 seconds. Most people will think that the long wait is the suprise and as they are about to turn away...
3) An arm hoding a large fish appears from the vending machine and slaps you, and a voice says "Suprise bitch!"

Omar: Hey Azeem, have you tried that 'tuna suprise'?
Azeem: No, should I?
Yossee: Yes.

tuna suprise by Fannel October 6, 2005

tuna suprise 

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

tuna suprise by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

Creamy Tuna Surprise 

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.

Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!

Creamy Tuna Surprise by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

tuna surprise 

wen engaging in sexual activity, just before the male ejaculates he yells tuna surprise, at which point a friend jumps out the wardrobe and slaps the female in the face with a fish

my girlfriend broke up with me after she got done with a tuna surprise

tuna surprise by scotty boyNo1 December 23, 2008

Tuna Surprise 

While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina

I gave her the ol' tuna surprise last night

Tuna Surprise by Jboydabs March 2, 2015

tuna surprise 

a fishy ass pussy

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.

tuna surprise by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 5, 2021