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For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....
Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?
by Milo43 September 13, 2010
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a sick ass sexual manuever where your woman makes you eat her coochie even though she's bleeding
I had to down a fifth of SoCo after my woman made me eat her tuna sandwich. I still couldn't get the taste of blood out of my mouth!
by Da Nasty One June 17, 2003
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giving a stank pussey some head oral
The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck
by glen March 07, 2005
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