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A person who is a simpleton, a tool, or a very simple tool. From the idea of the extremely simple tool, the T-square. Also, for idea of tool squared, that is, tool to the second power, with the idea of being a super-tool. Also, t squared, T2, tsquared, or t square.
Matt: "Ted gets off on looking at pictures of farm animals."

Gus: "What a tsquare"
tsquare by Snark-o-matic May 24, 2005
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A gaming legend known around MLG competitions who excels mostly in shooting based games such as Halo. The name t-square can also be used in verb form, tsquared. You use the verb form when a player has performed a certain action in the game which resembles tsquare's actions or incentives.
Duude did you see that? As soon as he walked through that door, I tsquared his ass.
tsquare by WeShouldDate August 4, 2008

T-Square 

A Japanese fusion jazz band. They recently (2004) celebrated their 25th anniversary and have over 20 albums, including several collaborations with jazz artists from across the world. One of their albums, Megalith, was released in an overseas version outside of Japan.
"Have you heard the new T-Square album?"
T-Square by Misty De Meo May 26, 2004

Putting down the T-Square 

A phrase for when a drafter has simply had enough of drafting and simply cannot manage to draft another line
Person 1: Hey bro, I need some plans drawn up for a new house we are building
Person 2: I’m Sorry bro, but I am putting down the T-Square
Person 1: Oh No! Will you ever return???
Person 2: I don’t know, maybe I will, maybe I wont. Drafting is hard work sonny

t square 

A sexual position where the penetrating partner lays on their side perpendicular with the receiving partner. The reciving partner lays on their back draping their legs over the penitrating partners side. The resulting formation looks like an architectural T-Square
"Hey babe you want to mix things up and try the t square this time?"
t square by CoopDaLoop March 11, 2008

t square 

The fabric triangle on the back of a thong, connecting the waist bands to the ass band. Usually seen when a female wearing a thong bends over and the thong peeps out from her low rise jeans.
Check out Tina's t square, looks like she wearing her pink bedazzled panties again.
t square by M-Cakes July 20, 2008

T-square 

To sit shoulder-to-shoulder next to someone on the ground, facing opposite directions with both legs extended. From the position, mutual masturbation occurs. It can be done MF, MM, or FF.
Bill: Dude, me and Tina T-squared on Mr. Weier's desk while he was at lunch! It was kick ass!

Tim: That sounds awesome.
T-square by SEAN R...... March 16, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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