The town of trowbridge is a right shithole. gangs of 14 year olds smoking crushed up dandelions thinking its weed next to all the fucking nutters in the derelict town centre probably on pcp or meth if they arent in spoons. And god help you if your in sainsburys its full of specimens and posh twats with screaming kiddies. You can see the potential for something nice to be built behind the husks of old buildings because theres miles of derelict fields and shit next door to the train station (also fucking shite and barely operational). Even the industrial estates look like shit with barbed wire fences and rubble everywhere fucking bomb sites the lot of it
Reggie: I took a wrong turn on the way to sainsburys from work and ended up in the Warsaw ghetto
Beefy Bazza: trowvegas innit matey shudve gon clubbin no I a rite good fella get you in noice and safe loik no needuls in your shooz for wunce
Beefy Bazza: trowvegas innit matey shudve gon clubbin no I a rite good fella get you in noice and safe loik no needuls in your shooz for wunce
by Reggiedownthestreet February 12, 2022
An empire of teenagers smoking dandilion leafs and petals while trying to act posh. A ghetto county town with potential to become bigger and better but the people and government looked at it and said "nah let's let this place become derelict and overgrown" the one and only spoons was destroyed by a bar fight and its never to be seen again.
Boy 1: oi mate trowvegas is a shit hol innit my bruv
Boy 2: it's not that bad apart from the multiple abandoned factories that can cause sepsis and death.
Boy 2: it's not that bad apart from the multiple abandoned factories that can cause sepsis and death.
by Allistair_Albriech January 6, 2023