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Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"

Triple Dick Flip 

A legendary sexual manoeuvre involving wacky, crazy techniques, water pistols, rubber ducks and a ten gallon barrel of lube.
If performed the person or person(s) involved will not be able to keep their hands off you.
Steven: So how was sex last night?
Daria: Your triple dick flip was so on fleek I came like ten times.

Triple Dick Terror 

When you and two other male volunteers get duck tape and tape each others dicks together, forming a tip triangle. Everyone in the experiment then begins furiously masturbating and when on cumming, the three men exchange cum through the triangle.
Me and my friends John and Todd did a Triple Dick Terror at the party yesterday!

Triple Dick Handstand

Its when a girl does a hand stand on two dicks and has one in her mouth.
Triple Dick Handstand by Gruff445 October 1, 2025

triple layer dick 

When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.
Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!

Triple D: Dick deprivation depression 

When a hoe ain’t got laid in a min. Doesn’t necessarily have to be hoe, but the term is commonly used to refer to hoes that are celibate or haven’t gotten laid in a long time
Yo bro I think that girl has triple d: dick deprivation depression. She tells me she hallucinates dicks, balls and sperm when it ain’t even there and gets depressed coz she ain’t got laid