by Mi Seudónimo July 8, 2018
I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.
by OregonSushi May 10, 2021
When three partys that have sexual frustration towards one another meet at a T shaped crossroad by chance.
Unbeknownst to any of them, Gabby, Jocelyn, and Henry ran into each other after a few off and on dates entering a Devil's Trifecta..The plot thickens.
by Magic Panda January 21, 2021
When 3 male penis’ ejaculate simultaneously inside a woman. One in her mouth/throat, one in her vagina, and one in her asshole simultaneously. Making her Airtight.
The 3 male porn stars achieved a trifecta of pie when they ejaculated inside the female porn star’s mouth/throat, vagina, and ass simultaneously. She was so turned on by their coordinated orgasms, that she orgasmed as well.
by theBlackSheep May 26, 2023
Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 4, 2021
You hit a full-frontal nudie bar lunch buffet, a speaking-in-tongues church, and an AA meeting all in the same afternoon.
by The Poor Man July 2, 2022
November 15th, 2019, the date that Donald Trump’s removal as history’s most corrupt President was guaranteed, as 1.) He was seen to obstruct justice by posting negative Tweets regarding Ambassador Vovanovitch while she was testifying in a public Congressional Presidential impeachment hearing. This was regarded as witness tampering. 2) Trump’s long-time political advisor Roger Stone was found guilty on seven counts of lying under oath, witness tampering and obstructing a congressional committee proceeding in a misguided effort to protect Trump and, 3.) A State Department aide , testifying in a closed Congressional hearing reported on a telephone conversation he and others overheard between Trump and his EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland proving that he was withholding military aid and the promise of a White House meeting to leverage Ukraine’s new President into conducting a bogus investigation into his chief political rival Joe Biden. (Also known as the Trump Triple play)
by ThorMonster November 16, 2019