trendcessity™
trend•cess•ity
\ˈtren-ˈse-sə-tē\
: derived from the word necessity and disillusioned followers and namesake(ers) of all things trend and fad related. The word trendcessity™ is used to describe individuals who never learned the meaning of the Bare Necessities and now confuse basic survival needs with a glamorized façade of absurdity.
trend•cess•ity
\ˈtren-ˈse-sə-tē\
: derived from the word necessity and disillusioned followers and namesake(ers) of all things trend and fad related. The word trendcessity™ is used to describe individuals who never learned the meaning of the Bare Necessities and now confuse basic survival needs with a glamorized façade of absurdity.
Remember when coffee was consumed black and tea was just a midday substitute for coffee. Together they were simple beverages of necessity to fight the ill-fated morning grog. Thanks to the misguided and ever so trendy local and neighborly coffee establishments we are now forced to come to terms with a mind-boggling realization. Tea made with half water and half milk of your choosing is now ordered as a latte thanks to trendcessity™ and the people who hoard our oxygen.
by ArleneYorkshire November 21, 2013