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treebanger 

Noun: a treebanger is a horny hippie who instead of hugging the trees, tries to bang them
Check out that treebanger by the fern with his pants down

Israr is such an extreme vegetarian, he might as well be a treebanger
treebanger by McBoooger February 10, 2014

Tree Bang('d) 

An act of immature punishment or sexual thrill in which a victim is hosted over the shoulders of two witnesses and then is rammed at top speed ,crotch-first, into a very solid tree!
"Man, Diego just got Tree Bang('d)!"
Tree Bang('d) by Eureka92 April 11, 2010
Like getting teabag'd but instead of a mans testicles getting inserted into your anal cavity you use a tree or part of a tree.
Damn son did you hear about that dude that got treebag'd? He got a tree shoved up his ass.
treebag by Michael Lawlson February 17, 2009

Treebanger 

Offensive term used for vegetarians by meat lovers
That restaurant is for treebangers like abhishek who only eats vegetables.
Treebanger by Israr February 10, 2014
to teebag but with 3 people
P1:hey i see you teebaging my girl

can i join?
p2:hell no thats homo i dont treebag
treebag by rudylol January 11, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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