tragic

horrible and devastating. ten times worse than bad, and far from comic.

I couldn't find any French's Mustard - it was tragic!

by warren b October 21, 2001

tragic

wearing black lipstick and listening to nine inch nails, eyeing up the razor as you confide in your livejournal.

my life....is so terribly TRAGIC.

by carolyn "no offense, goth kids" carolyn July 16, 2003

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Tragic goals

When you go McDonald's for Valentines day

When you go on a date to McDonald's on Valentines day. It is Tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Tragicity

1. Noun. Tra-gick-it-tee A small, seemingly unimportant tragedy or tragic event.

Jack: It's not that she just dumped me, or that she cheated on me with the entire Chicago Bears...it's just that, she broke the news on a Wednesday. I hate Wednesdays! Y'know?

John: I know what you mean, dude. It's such a tragicity.

by Marcie Ross November 17, 2010

Tragicity

dirty city whose budget is wasted by thievery

it's a Tragicity that city has skanks on every corner and trash in the street

by ranktude November 27, 2012

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 19, 2023