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Touching Jesus
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Getting high
, usually by using marijuana. Commonly
misunderstood
for
masturbating
.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus
right now
!
Gross.
Nah, i mean
spiritually
!
Oh
nice bro
!
by
Derethad
June 24, 2010
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