Tomeatis
Tomeatis by tomeatisman69 July 17, 2019
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Tomatism
A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.
It's real, don't look it up.
It's real, don't look it up.
Tomatism
The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).
You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
Tomatism by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018